Chapter 04

Chapter IV

Well, I went home. But the moment I was back I knew that I had but one

mission in life and that was to get a stake and go back to Wall Street.

That was the only place in the country where I could trade heavily.

Some day, when my game was all right, I’d need such a place. When a man

is right he wants to get all that is coming to him for being right.

I didn’t have much hope, but, of course, I tried to get into the bucket

shops again. There were fewer of them and some of them were run by

strangers. Those who remembered me wouldn’t give me a chance to show

them whether I had gone back as a trader or not. I told them the truth,

that I had lost in New York whatever I had made at home; that I didn’t

know as much as I used to think I did; and that there was no reason why

it should not now be good business for them to let me trade with them.

But they wouldn’t. And the new places were unreliable. Their owners

thought twenty shares was as much as a gentleman ought to buy if he had

any reason to suspect he was going to guess right.

I needed the money and the bigger shops were taking in plenty of it

from their regular customers. I got a friend of mine to go into a

certain office and trade. I just sauntered in to look them over. I

again tried to coax the order clerk to accept a small order, even if

it was only fifty shares. Of course he said no. I had rigged up a code

with this friend so that he would buy or sell when and what I told him.

But that only made me chicken feed. Then the office began to grumble

about taking my friend’s orders. Finally one day he tried to sell a

hundred St. Paul and they shut down on him.

We learned afterward that one of the customers saw us talking together

outside and went in and told the office, and when my friend went up to

the order clerk to sell that hundred St. Paul the guy said:

“We’re not taking any selling orders in St. Paul, not from you.”

“Why, what’s the matter, Joe?” asked my friend.

“Nothing doing, that’s all,” answered Joe.

“Isn’t that money any good? Look it over. It’s all there.” And my

friend passed over the hundred--my hundred--in tens. He tried to

look indignant and I was looking unconcerned; but most of the other

customers were getting close to the combatants, as they always did when

there was loud talking or the slightest semblance of a scrap between

the shop and any customer. They wanted to get a line on the merits of

the case in order to get a line on the solvency of the concern.

The clerk, Joe, who was a sort of assistant manager, came out from

behind his cage, walked up to my friend, looked at him and then looked

at me.

“It’s funny,” he said slowly--“it’s damned funny that you never do a

single thing here when your friend Livingston isn’t around. You just

sit and look at the board by the hour. Never a peep. But after he comes

in you get busy all of a sudden. Maybe you are acting for yourself; but

not in this office any more. We don’t fall for Livingston tipping you

off.”

Well, that stopped my board money. But I had made a few hundred more

than I had spent and I wondered how I could use them, for the need of

making enough money to go back to New York with was more urgent than

ever. I felt that I would do better the next time. I had had time to

think calmly of some of my foolish plays; and then, one can see the

whole better when one sees it from a little distance. The immediate

problem was to make the new stake.

One day I was in a hotel lobby, talking to some fellows I knew, who

were pretty steady traders. Everybody was talking stock market. I made

the remark that nobody could beat the game on account of the rotten

execution he got from his brokers, especially when he traded at the

market, as I did.

A fellow piped up and asked me what particular brokers I meant.

I said, “The best in the land,” and he asked who might they be. I could

see he wasn’t going to believe I ever dealt with first-class houses.

But I said, “I mean, any member of the New York Stock Exchange. It

isn’t that they are crooked or careless, but when a man gives an order

to buy at the market he never knows what that stock is going to cost

him until he gets a report from the brokers. There are more moves of

one or two points than of ten and fifteen. But the outside trader can’t

catch the small rises or drops because of the execution. I’d rather

trade in a bucket shop any day in the week, if they’d only let a fellow

trade big.”

The man who had spoken to me I had never seen before. His name was

Roberts. He seemed very friendly disposed. He took me aside and asked

me if I had ever traded in any of the other exchanges, and I said no.

He said he knew some houses that were members of the Cotton Exchange

and the Produce Exchange and the smaller stock exchanges. These firms

were very careful and paid special attention to the execution. He said

that they had confidential connections with the biggest and smartest

houses on the New York Stock Exchange and through their personal pull

and by guaranteeing a business of hundreds of thousands of shares a

month they got much better service than an individual customer could

get.

“They really cater to the small customer,” he said. “They make a

specialty of out-of-town business and they take just as much pains

with a ten-share order as they do with one for ten thousand. They are

very competent and honest.”

“Yes. But if they pay the Stock Exchange house the regular eighth

commission, where do they come in?”

“Well, they are supposed to pay the eighth. But--you know!” He winked

at me.

“Yes,” I said. “But the one thing a Stock Exchange firm will not do is

to split commissions. The governors would rather a member committed

murder, arson and bigamy than to do business for outsiders for less

than a kosher eighth. The very life of the Stock Exchange depends upon

their not violating that one rule.”

He must have seen that I had talked with Stock Exchange people, for he

said, “Listen! Every now and then one of those pious Stock Exchange

houses is suspended for a year for violating that rule, isn’t it? There

are ways and ways of rebating so nobody can squeal.” He probably saw

unbelief in my face, for he went on: “And besides, on certain kinds of

business we--I mean, these wire houses--charge a thirty-second extra,

in addition to the eighth commission. They are very nice about it. They

never charge the extra commission except in unusual cases, and then

only if the customer has an inactive account. It wouldn’t pay them, you

know, otherwise. They aren’t in business exclusively for their health.”

By that time I knew he was touting for some phony brokers.

“Do you know any reliable house of that kind?” I asked him.

“I know the biggest brokerage firm in the United States,” he said.

“I trade there myself. They have branches in seventy-eight cities in

the United States and Canada. They do an enormous business. And they

couldn’t very well do it year in and year out if they weren’t strictly

on the level, could they?”

“Certainly not,” I agreed. “Do they trade in the same stocks that are

dealt in on the New York Stock Exchange?”

“Of course; and on the curb and on any other exchange in this country,

or Europe. They deal in wheat, cotton, provisions; anything you

want. They have correspondents everywhere and memberships in all the

exchanges, either in their own name or on the quiet.”

I knew by that time, but I thought I’d lead him on.

“Yes,” I said, “but that does not alter the fact that the orders have

to be executed by somebody, and nobody living can guarantee how the

market will be or how close the ticker’s prices are to the actual

prices on the floor of the Exchange. By the time a man gets the

quotation here and he hands in an order and it’s telegraphed to New

York, some valuable time has gone. I might better go back to New York

and lose my money there in respectable company.”

“I don’t know anything about losing money; our customers don’t acquire

that habit. They make money. We take care of that.”

“Your customers?”

“Well, I take an interest in the firm, and if I can turn some business

their way I do so because they’ve always treated me white and I’ve made

a good deal of money through them. If you wish I’ll introduce you to

the manager.”

“What’s the name of the firm?” I asked him.

He told me. I had heard about them. They ran ads in all the papers,

calling attention to the great profits made by those customers who

followed their inside information on active stocks. That was the firm’s

great specialty. They were not a regular bucket shop, but bucketeers,

alleged brokers who bucketed their orders but nevertheless went through

an elaborate camouflage to convince the world that they were regular

brokers engaged in a legitimate business. They were one of the oldest

of that class firms.

They were the prototype at that time of the same sort of brokers that

went broke this year by the dozen. The general principles and methods

were the same, though the particular devices for fleecing the public

differed somewhat, certain details having been changed when the old

tricks became too well known.

These people used to send out tips to buy or sell a certain

stock--hundreds of telegrams advising the instant purchase of a certain

stock and hundreds recommending other customers to sell the same stock,

on the old racing-tipster plan. Then orders to buy and sell would come

in. The firm would buy and sell, say, a thousand of that stock through

a reputable Stock Exchange firm and get a regular report on it. This

report they would show to any doubting Thomas who was impolite enough

to speak about bucketing customers’ orders.

They also used to form discretionary pools in the office and as a

great favor allowed their customers to authorize them, in writing, to

trade with the customer’s money and in the customer’s name, as they in

their judgment deemed best. That way the most cantankerous customer

had no legal redress when the money disappeared. They’d bull a stock,

on paper, and put the customers in and then they’d execute one of the

old-fashioned bucket-shop drives and wipe out hundreds of shoe-string

margins. They did not spare anyone, women, school-teachers and old men

being their best bet.

“I’m sore on all brokers,” I told the tout. “I’ll have to think this

over,” and I left him so he wouldn’t talk any more to me.

I inquired about this firm. I learned that they had hundreds of

customers and although there were the usual stories I did not find any

case of a customer not getting his money from them if he won any. The

difficulty was in finding anybody who had ever won in that office; but

I did. Things seemed to be going their way just then, and that meant

that they probably would not welsh if a trade went against them. Of

course most concerns of that kind eventually go broke. There are times

when there are regular epidemics of bucketeering bankruptcies, like

the old-fashioned runs on several banks after one of them goes up.

The customers of the others get frightened and they run to take their

money out. But there are plenty of retired bucket-shop keepers in this

country.

Well, I heard nothing alarming about the tout’s firm except that they

were on the make, first, last and all the time, and that they were not

always truthful. Their specialty was trimming suckers who wanted to

get rich quick. But they always asked their customers’ permission, in

writing, to take their rolls away from them.

One chap I met did tell me a story about seeing six hundred telegrams

go out one day advising customers to get aboard a certain stock and six

hundred telegrams to other customers strongly urging them to sell that

same stock, at once.

“Yes, I know the trick,” I said to the chap who was telling me.

“Yes,” he said. “But the next day they sent telegrams to the same

people advising them to close out their interest in everything and

buy--or sell--another stock. I asked the senior partner, who was in the

office, ‘Why do you do that? The first part I understand. Some of your

customers are bound to make money on paper for a while, even if they

and the others eventually lose. But by sending out telegrams like this

you simply kill them all. What’s the big idea?’

“‘Well,’ he said, ‘the customers are bound to lose their money anyhow,

no matter what they buy, or how or where or when. When they lose their

money I lose the customers. Well, I might as well get as much of their

money as I can--and then look for a new crop.’”

Well, I admit frankly that I wasn’t concerned with the business ethics

of the firm. I told you I felt sore on the Teller concern and how it

tickled me to get even with them. But I didn’t have any such feeling

about this firm. They might be crooks or they might not be as black as

they were painted. I did not propose to let them do any trading for me,

or follow their tips or believe their lies. My one concern was with

getting together a stake and returning to New York to trade in fair

amounts in an office where you did not have to be afraid the police

would raid the joint, as they did the bucket shops, or see the postal

authorities swoop down and tie up your money so that you’d be lucky to

get eight cents on the dollar a year and a half later.

Anyhow, I made up my mind that I would see what trading advantages of

this firm offered over what you might call the legitimate brokers. I

didn’t have much money to put up as margin, and firms that bucketed

orders were naturally much more liberal in that respect, so that a few

hundred dollars went much further in their offices.

I went down to their place and had a talk with the manager himself.

When he found out that I was an old trader and had formerly had

accounts in New York with Stock Exchange houses and that I had lost

all I took with me he stopped promising to make a million a minute for

me if I let them invest my savings. He figured that I was a permanent

sucker, the ticker-hound kind that always plays and always loses; a

steady-income provider for brokers, whether they were the kind that

bucket your orders or modestly content themselves with the commissions.

I just told the manager that what I was looking for was decent

execution, because I always traded at the market and I didn’t want to

get reports that showed a difference of a half or a whole point from

the ticker price.

He assured me on his word of honor that they would do whatever I

thought was right. They wanted my business because they wanted to show

me what high-class brokering was. They had in their employ the best

talent in the business. In fact, they were famous for their execution.

If there was any difference between the ticker price and the report

it was always in favor of the customer, though of course they didn’t

guarantee that. If I opened an account with them I could buy and sell

at the price which came over the wire, they were so confident of their

brokers.

Naturally that meant that I could trade there to all intents and

purposes as though I were in a bucket shop--that is, they’d let me

trade at the next quotation. I didn’t want to appear too anxious, so I

shook my head and told him I guessed I wouldn’t open an account that

day, but I’d let him know. He urged me strongly to begin right way as

it was a good market to make money in. It was--for them; a dull market

with prices seesawing slightly, just the kind to get customers in and

then wipe them out with a sharp drive in the tipped stock. I had some

trouble in getting away.

I had given him my name and address, and that very same day I began to

get prepaid telegrams and letters urging me to get aboard of some stock

or other in which they said they knew an inside pool was operating for

a fifty-point rise.

I was busy going around and finding out all I could about several other

brokerage concerns of the same bucketing kind. It seemed to me that if

I could be sure of getting my winnings out of their clutches the only

way of my getting together some real money was to trade in these near

bucket shops.

When I had learned all I could I opened accounts with three firms. I

had taken a small office and had direct wires run to the three brokers.

I traded in a small way so they wouldn’t get frightened off at the very

start. I made money on balance and they were not slow in telling me

that they expected real business from customers who had direct wires to

their offices. They did not hanker for pikers. They figured that the

more I did the more I’d lose, and the more quickly I was wiped out the

more they’d make. It was a sound enough theory when you consider that

these people necessarily dealt with averages and the average customer

was never long-lived, financially speaking. A busted customer can’t

trade. A half-crippled customer can whine and insinuate things and make

trouble of one or another kind that hurts business.

I also established a connection with a local firm that had a direct

wire to its New York correspondent, who were also members of the New

York Stock Exchange. I had a stock ticker put in and I began to trade

conservatively. As I told you, it was pretty much like trading in

bucket shops, only it was a little slower.

It was a game that I could beat, and I did. I never got it down to

such a fine point that I could win ten times out of ten; but I won on

balance, taking it week in and week out. I was again living pretty

well, but always saving something, to increase the stake that I was

to take back to Wall Street. I got a couple of wires into two more of

these bucketing brokerage houses, making five in all--and, of course,

my good firm.

There were times when my plans went wrong and my stocks did not run

true to form, but they did the opposite of what they should have done

if they had kept up their regard for precedent. But they did not hit

me very hard--they couldn’t, with my shoestring margins. My relations

with my brokers were friendly enough. Their accounts and records did

not always agree with mine, and the differences uniformly happened to

be against me. Curious coincidence--not! But I fought for my own and

usually had my way in the end. They always had the hope of getting

away from me what I had taken from them. They regarded my winnings as

temporary loans, I think.

They really were not sporty, being in the business to make money by

hook or by crook instead of being content with the house percentage.

Since suckers always lose money when they gamble in stocks--they never

really speculate--you’d think these fellows would run what you might

call a legitimate illegitimate business. But they didn’t. “Copper your

customers and grow rich” is an old and true adage, but they did not

seem ever to have heard of it and didn’t stop at plain bucketing.

Several times they tried to double-cross me with the old tricks. They

caught me a couple of times because I wasn’t looking. They always did

that when I had taken no more than my usual line. I accused them of

being short sports or worse, but they denied it and it ended by my

going back to trading as usual. The beauty of doing business with a

crook is that he always forgives you for catching him, so long as you

don’t stop doing business with him. It’s all right as far as he is

concerned. He is willing to meet you more than half-way. Magnanimous

souls!

Well, I made up my mind that I couldn’t afford to have the normal rate

of increase of my stake impaired by crooks’ tricks, so I decided to

teach them a lesson. I picked out some stock that after having been

a speculative favorite had become inactive. Water-logged. If I had

taken one that never had been active they would have suspected my

play. I gave out buying orders on this stock to my five bucketeering

brokers. When the orders were taken and they were waiting for the next

quotation to come out on the tape I sent in an order through my Stock

Exchange house to sell a hundred shares of that particular stock at

the market. I urgently asked for quick action. Well, you can imagine

what happened when the selling order got to the floor of the Exchange;

a dull inactive stock that a commission house with out-of-town

connections wanted to sell in a hurry. Somebody got cheap stock. But

the transaction as it would be printed on the tape was the price that I

would pay on my five buying orders. I was long on balance four hundred

shares of that stock at a low figure. The wire house asked me what

I’d heard, and I said I had a tip on it. Just before the close of the

market I sent an order to my reputable house to buy back that hundred

shares, and not waste any time; that I didn’t want to be short under

any circumstances; and I didn’t care what they paid. So they wired to

New York and the order to buy that hundred quick resulted in a sharp

advance. I of course had put in selling orders for the five hundred

shares that my friends had bucketed. It worked very satisfactorily.

Still, they didn’t mend their ways, and so I worked that trick on

them several times. I did not dare punish them as severely as they

deserved, seldom more than a point or two on a hundred shares. But it

helped to swell my little hoard that I was saving for my next Wall

Street venture. I sometimes varied the process by selling some stock

short, without overdoing it. I was satisfied with my six or eight

hundred clear for each crack.

One day the stunt worked so well that it went far beyond all

calculations for a ten-point swing. I wasn’t looking for it. As a

matter of fact it so happened that I had two hundred shares instead

of my usual hundred at one broker’s, though only a hundred in the four

other shops. That was too much of a good thing--for them. They were

sore as pups about it and they began to say things over the wires. So

I went and saw the manager, the same man who had been so anxious to

get my account, and so forgiving every time I caught him trying to put

something over on me. He talked pretty big for a man in his position.

“That was a fictitious market for that stock, and we won’t pay you a

damned cent!” he swore.

“It wasn’t a fictitious market when you accepted my order to buy. You

let me in then, all right, and now you’ve got to let me out. You can’t

get around that for fairness, can you?”

“Yes, I can!” he yelled. “I can prove that somebody put up a job.”

“Who put up a job?” I asked.

“Somebody!”

“Who did they put it up on?” I asked.

“Some friends of yours were in it as sure as pop,” he said.

But I told him, “You know very well that I play a lone hand. Everybody

in this town knows that. They’ve known it ever since I started trading

in stocks. Now I want to give you some friendly advice: you just send

and get that money for me. I don’t want to be disagreeable. Just do

what I tell you.”

“I won’t pay it. It was a rigged-up transaction,” he yelled.

I got tired of his talk. So I told him: “You’ll pay it to me right now

and here.”

Well, he blustered a little more and accused me flatly of being

the guilty thimblerigger; but he finally forked over the cash. The

others were not so rambunctious. In one office the manager had been

studying these inactive-stock plays of mine and when he got my order

he actually bought the stock for me and then some for himself in the

Little Board, and he made some money. These fellows didn’t mind being

sued by customers on charges of fraud, as they generally had a good

technical legal defense ready. But they were afraid I’d attach the

furniture--the money in the bank I couldn’t because they took care not

to have any funds exposed to that danger. It would not hurt them to be

known as pretty sharp, but to get a reputation for welshing was fatal.

For a customer to lose money at his broker’s is no rare event. But for

a customer to make money and then not get it is the worst crime on the

speculators’ statute books.

I got my money from all; but that ten-point jump put an end to the

pleasing pastime of skinning skinners. They were on the lookout for the

little trick that they themselves had used to defraud hundreds of poor

customers. I went back to my regular trading; but the market wasn’t

always right for my system--that is, limited as I was by the size of

the orders they would take, I couldn’t make a killing.

I had been at it over a year, during which I used every device that I

could think of to make money trading in those wire houses. I had lived

very comfortably, bought an automobile and didn’t limit myself about

my expenses. I had to make a stake, but I also had to live while I was

doing it. If my position on the market was right I couldn’t spend as

much as I made, so that I’d always be saving some. If I was wrong I

didn’t make any money and therefore couldn’t spend. As I said, I had

saved up a fair-sized roll, and there wasn’t so much money to be made

in the five wire houses; so I decided to return to New York.

I had my own automobile and I invited a friend of mine who also was a

trader to motor to New York with me. He accepted and we started. We

stopped at New Haven for dinner. At the hotel I met an old trading

acquaintance, and among other things he told me there was a shop in

town that had a wire and was doing a pretty good business.

We left the hotel on our way to New York, but I drove by the street

where the bucket shop was to see what the outside looked like. We found

it and couldn’t resist the temptation to stop and have a look at the

inside. It wasn’t very sumptuous, but the old blackboard was there, and

the customers, and the game was on.

The manager was a chap who looked as if he had been an actor or a stump

speaker. He was very impressive. He’d say good morning as though he

had discovered the morning’s goodness after ten years of searching for

it with a microscope and was making you a present of the discovery as

well as of the sky, the sun and the firm’s bank roll. He saw us come

up in the sporty-looking automobile, and as both of us were young and

careless--I don’t suppose I looked twenty--he naturally concluded we

were a couple of Yale boys. I didn’t tell him we weren’t. He didn’t

give me a chance, but began delivering a speech. He was very glad to

see us. Would we have a comfortable seat? The market, we would find,

was philanthropically inclined that morning; in fact, clamoring to

increase the supply of collegiate pocket money, of which no intelligent

undergraduate ever had a sufficiency since the dawn of historic time.

But here and now, by the beneficence of the ticker, a small initial

investment would return thousands. More pocket money than anybody could

spend was what the stock market yearned to yield.

Well, I thought it would be a pity not to do as the nice man of the

bucket shop was so anxious to have us do, so I told him I would do as

he wished, because I had heard that lots of people made lots of money

in the stock market.

I began to trade, very conservatively, but increasing the line as I

won. My friend followed me.

We stayed overnight in New Haven and the next morning found us at the

hospitable shop at five minutes to ten. The orator was glad to see us,

thinking his turn would come that day. But I cleaned up within a few

dollars of fifteen hundred. The next morning when we dropped in on the

great orator, and handed him an order to sell five hundred Sugar he

hesitated, but finally accepted it--in silence! The stock broke over a

point and I closed out and gave him the ticket. There was exactly five

hundred dollars coming to me in profits, and my five hundred dollar

margin. He took twenty fifties from the safe, counted them three times

very slowly, then he counted them again in front of me. It looked as if

his fingers were sweating mucilage the way the notes seemed to stick to

him, but finally he handed the money to me. He folded his arms, bit his

lower lip, kept it bit, and stared at the top of a window behind me.

I told him I’d like to sell two hundred Steel. But he never stirred.

He didn’t hear me. I repeated my wish, only I made it three hundred

shares. He turned his head. I waited for the speech. But all he did was

to look at me. Then he smacked his lips and swallowed--as if he was

going to start an attack on fifty years of political misrule by the

unspeakable grafters of the opposition.

Finally he waved his hand toward the yellow-backs in my hand and said,

“Take away that bauble!”

“Take away what?” I said. I hadn’t quite understood what he was driving

at.

“Where are you going, student?” He spoke very impressively.

“New York,” I told him.

“That’s right,” he said, nodding about twenty times. “That is ex-actly

right. You are going away from here all right, because now I know two

things--two, student! I know what you are not, and I know what you are.

Yes! Yes! Yes!”

“Is that so?” I said very politely.

“Yes. You two--” He paused; and then he stopped being in Congress

and snarled: “You two are the biggest sharks in the United States of

America! Students? Ye-eh! You must be Freshmen! Ye-eh!”

We left him talking to himself. He probably didn’t mind the money so

much. No professional gambler does. It’s all in the game and the luck’s

bound to turn. It was his being fooled in us that hurt his pride.

That is how I came back to Wall Street for a third attempt. I had

been studying, of course, trying to locate the exact trouble with my

system that had been responsible for my defeats in A. R. Fullerton &

Co.’s office. I was twenty when I made my first ten thousand, and I

lost that. But I knew how and why--because I traded out of season all

the time; because when I couldn’t play according to my system, which

was based on study and experience, I went in and gambled. I hoped to

win, instead of knowing that I ought to win on form. When I was about

twenty-two I ran up my stake to fifty thousand dollars; I lost it on

May ninth. But I knew exactly why and how. It was the laggard tape

and the unprecedented violence of the movements that awful day. But

I didn’t know why I had lost after my return from St. Louis or after

the May ninth panic. I had theories--that is, remedies for some of the

faults that I thought I found in my play. But I needed actual practice.

There is nothing like losing all you have in the world for teaching you

what not to do. And when you know what not to do in order not to lose

money, you begin to learn what to do in order to win. Did you get that?

_You begin to learn!_